Rocking Insulting SMS
"ISKA LAKADI LALA SUNDARI KOLA KOPARA KOYYA". Send this manthram to one dubagoor. U'll get good luck. Enaku unna vitta vera yara therium, sollu...?
One day 'JUJU' was with a girl.Few days later he was with another girl. After sum days he was wit another girl.MORAL: Girls wil change but 'JUJU' won't.
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Hi I am geting register marriage tomorrow.Sorry to inform through sms. Because here lot of problems.I am inviting only a few friends. so please come tommorrow to trichy. register office At 11.00 amDon't bring any gift. Just bring a beautiful girl ok..
My Dear Friend.. if i'm the Lamp, U r the Oil. Without U, i cannot Glow... So, i'm Happy to h ave a "VELAKKENNAI" Friend like U!
HEY Loosu!Arivu irukka?Korangu madhiriMulikkure!sms Pannamattiya?Thandam!ippadi unnai yaravadhu thittina enkitte sollu.Nan parthukiren.
"SMS" anupuravan "KADAVUL"."CALL" pannaravan "MANUSHAN".Na 'kadavulunu' proof panniten enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam...!
Think sweet..Think smart..Think +ve..Think beautiful..Think great..i know, it's too hard..Here's a shortcut,Just think of ME....
5 main reasons Y i like u:5-ur smile4-ur frank3-ur jolly type2-ur beauty1-naan solradhu poinu therinjum adha padikra andha nalla manasu...
One day 'JUJU' was with a girl.Few days later he was with another girl. After sum days he was wit another girl.MORAL: Girls wil change but 'JUJU' won't.
RECHARGE SUCCESSFUL on 17-08-2008 at 05:09PM.Talktime Rs 10000.00.MRP Rs 2375.00.TransID 1281050175.Watch KBC on Star Plus and Win Rs.2 lakhs.Rs 2.40/entry. its 4 me not for you k k..
Hi I am geting register marriage tomorrow.Sorry to inform through sms. Because here lot of problems.I am inviting only a few friends. so please come tommorrow to trichy. register office At 11.00 amDon't bring any gift. Just bring a beautiful girl ok..
My Dear Friend.. if i'm the Lamp, U r the Oil. Without U, i cannot Glow... So, i'm Happy to h ave a "VELAKKENNAI" Friend like U!
HEY Loosu!Arivu irukka?Korangu madhiriMulikkure!sms Pannamattiya?Thandam!ippadi unnai yaravadhu thittina enkitte sollu.Nan parthukiren.
"SMS" anupuravan "KADAVUL"."CALL" pannaravan "MANUSHAN".Na 'kadavulunu' proof panniten enga neenga atleast 'manishanu' proof pannunga pakalam...!
Think sweet..Think smart..Think +ve..Think beautiful..Think great..i know, it's too hard..Here's a shortcut,Just think of ME....
5 main reasons Y i like u:5-ur smile4-ur frank3-ur jolly type2-ur beauty1-naan solradhu poinu therinjum adha padikra andha nalla manasu...
Fantastic Funny Tamil SMS
Excuse me ..... Sorry for the disturbance.... en pencil tip odanchu pochi. Enkita blade ila..Oru call panni blade poduringala Pencila Seevikiraen... ;-)
Wats diff between shankar's filmIndian in 1996 & Shivaji in 2007?Appo, herova thaatha-va katta risk eduthar!ippo thaatha-va herova katta risk edukraru...
Conductor kum driver kum eanna vithiyasam?thani thaniya ticket kodutha conductor. ellarukum mothama ticket kodutha driver.
A.B.C.D.E.F.G. Full form "A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl" G.F.E.D.C.B.A. "Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again....
Shajahan mumthaj ninaiva Thajmahal kattinaan........ Madapayan! Naanaa irundha mumthaj ninaiva ava Thangachiya kattiiruppen
English teacher: "i'm walking on the road" Change this into an Exclamatory sentence?Student: "Dai machan! Dhoda road la Sappa Figure poguthu!
Sardar1: Ennadaa, romba naalaa, phonayae kaanom..! Sardar2: Nallaa thaedi paaru maapla Sathiyamaa naan edukala..!
Reporter:"you told that U have great team n U will be winning the world cup but.."Dravid:"ha ha april fool. See i am the first to fool 110 crores people"
Shewag:Innoru take eduthukkalama? Umpire: Seruppu pinchurum ithu vilambara shooting illa.... You are out. Get out from ground
My nights r going sleepless, my days r going useless, So i asked GOD...."Is this LOVE?????"pyar?ishq???God replied"Dear ur exams r here''!
A judge said Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardarji:1 pizza 2 dosa 3 idly 4 puri 5 vada 1 cooldrinkjudge: shut up..Sardar: no no seven up.....
Man: Dr 2 Nala orey irumala iruku dr...Dr: 2 nala oru irumalthane vanthuruku Dont worry...
Wats diff between shankar's filmIndian in 1996 & Shivaji in 2007?Appo, herova thaatha-va katta risk eduthar!ippo thaatha-va herova katta risk edukraru...
Conductor kum driver kum eanna vithiyasam?thani thaniya ticket kodutha conductor. ellarukum mothama ticket kodutha driver.
A.B.C.D.E.F.G. Full form "A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl" G.F.E.D.C.B.A. "Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again....
Shajahan mumthaj ninaiva Thajmahal kattinaan........ Madapayan! Naanaa irundha mumthaj ninaiva ava Thangachiya kattiiruppen
English teacher: "i'm walking on the road" Change this into an Exclamatory sentence?Student: "Dai machan! Dhoda road la Sappa Figure poguthu!
Sardar1: Ennadaa, romba naalaa, phonayae kaanom..! Sardar2: Nallaa thaedi paaru maapla Sathiyamaa naan edukala..!
Reporter:"you told that U have great team n U will be winning the world cup but.."Dravid:"ha ha april fool. See i am the first to fool 110 crores people"
Shewag:Innoru take eduthukkalama? Umpire: Seruppu pinchurum ithu vilambara shooting illa.... You are out. Get out from ground
My nights r going sleepless, my days r going useless, So i asked GOD...."Is this LOVE?????"pyar?ishq???God replied"Dear ur exams r here''!
A judge said Order.. Order.. Order.. Sardarji:1 pizza 2 dosa 3 idly 4 puri 5 vada 1 cooldrinkjudge: shut up..Sardar: no no seven up.....
Man: Dr 2 Nala orey irumala iruku dr...Dr: 2 nala oru irumalthane vanthuruku Dont worry...
Marvellous Thathuvam (sangam) SMS
Aambalaiku adi patta thookitu poga AMBULANCE iruku pombalaiku adipatta thooketu poga POMBULANCE iruka?By adipattalumAmbulancil paduthuyosipor sangam...Today's nose cut: Ennathan Neenga bramma chaariya Irunthalum College-ku PEN iIlama Poga Mudiyaathu. BY Customer Careku Mattum Phone Pannuvor Sangam...
Today's punch :- Adhigama thanni adikkira Aambalayum, Adhigama thanniPudikkira Pombalayum,Sanda podaama irundhadha Sarithirame kidayathu.
Thathuvam"Enna thathuvam sonnalum ne folow panna porathilaForward than panna pora unakellam ethuku thathuvam?Dis is 2day's thathuvam...
Today's Punch ... Nee enna dhan supera Exam ku bit adichalum,Teacherku answer therialana nee fail dhan -By exam hall-a YosiPor sangam.....
Ennathan cycle tubela mouth irundhalum athala kiss adikka mudiyathu!
Auto Standula Auto Nirkum..Cycle Standula Cycle Nirkum..Bus Standula Bus Nirkum..Aana,Kosuvathi Standula Kosu Nirkuma.?
Thanni adikkaathey, endru solbavan nanbanalla. Raava adikkaathey konjam thanni oothi adi endru solbavanthan Nanban.by Room potu kupura patothu yosipor sangam.
Enna than World Develop AnalumMinmini PuchikuCharge ethaMutiyuma?E-ku E-MailAnuppaMutiyuma?ErumbukuEar phone MattaMutiyuama?Yosi.
Thathuvam: Running Racela Kaal Evlo Vegama Oodi first vanthalum Parisu Kaiku Than Kidaikum.That's Life....
Tea-la oru chinna palli sethu kidandha POISON.But, Biriyani-la oru Kozhiye sethu kidakudhe...!-By Beer adichitu,Biriyaniyum thunnutu,Billu kattadhor sangam.
"Attu Figarai arai manineram sight adippathai Vida, Nalla figarai oru nimidam paarpathe mel..." -by "Poster figarai kuda porumaya paarkum Sangam...
Black is a colour... White is also a colour... But black and white tv is not a colour tv..- by arivin ellaikey sendru yosipor sangam...
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